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craplock 

craplock is when everything someone posts online is total crap.
SO YEAH MAYBE I'M USING CAPSLOCK BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT USING CRAPLOCK LIKE THE TEABAGGERS.
craplock by LinguisticArtist September 25, 2013

CAPLOCK YOUR FACE  

An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.
YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE
CAPLOCK YOUR FACE by (GM) January 15, 2009

crapcock 

The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.

Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.
"This crapcock keeps shitting all over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"
crapcock by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

crapslock 

The capslock key, the most useless key on the key board.
Shit I hit the crapslock key and have to start over again.
crapslock by yorkiestomper June 23, 2008

crablock 

When two lesbos rub their pussies together, legs extended in opposite directions.
Oh man, I walked in on Pvt. Garner and her GF goin' at it last night!
Doin' the crablock!?
Totally!
I knew they were gay.
crablock by Vasquez October 4, 2007
2. One who voluntarily locks himself in front of his computer screen all day writing uneventful blog posts, commenting on blogs, trolling the internet, etc.
MrBabyMan is such a caplock; he spends is days posting articles on Digg and engaging in wikipedia edit wars . . . I wonder if he ever leaves his house.
caplock by Pugs909 October 18, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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