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A crabAss is a mood that one has from time to time. It’s unpleasant at times to spend time with someone who is in a crabAss mood. Nothing is appealing or wanted to do by a crabAss. They are easily annoyed. Recommended to be quiet and submissive. Never reply to a crabAss by saying really or the level of crabAss will immediately increase. Waterheads are warned to stay away from ones experiencing a crabAss mood due to their sarcastic nature and joke having at the wrong time personality.

He’s in a crabAss mood so I left to create this definition.

CrabAss by Waterhead N Fireman September 15, 2019

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Crabass

One who is being a complete retard for no apparent reason, also quite similar to asshat.

May also mean one who is a jerk about nothing.

"Damn, Steve is being a real crabass about his fridge, wouldn't let me get near it"

Crabass by Edward Franklin January 1, 2004

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Crabass

People who are angry at life, particularly people by the name of Korie.

Korie just woke up and she is already being a Crabass today.

Crabass by King Crabass January 3, 2019

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a metaphor used to tell someone they need to stop being a crab ass.

yo man take some crabass pills and leave me tha fuck alone aight

crabass pills by nigganometry July 13, 2011

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crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.

When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!

crabassing by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

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crab ass

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.

I wish that crabass would shut the hell up.

crab ass by Cinna January 5, 2005

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ass cravass

the canyon defined by the curvature of two ass cheeks.

"I can't believe she fit the whole thing in her ass cravass"

ass cravass by Ass McCravass April 12, 2008

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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