crabassing

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Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.

When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!

crabassing by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

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crassing

Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.

The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.

crassing by shebainpdx August 26, 2013

Related Words

crabassing • crab ass nigga • Catassing • crassing • Carassing • crapassination • crevassing • grab-assing • Cab Assin • Crab Swing

Crassing

To be on your phone during a party, conversation, sports event, or other place where it is inappropriate or antisocial.

"Yeah, we all went out to dinner for my birthday but everyone was just crassing."

Crassing by djnarnz September 7, 2013

crevassing

Caressing another's cravasse in a vulgar and public manner.

He was crevassing her thoughout the entire night!

crevassing by reine valois May 4, 2006

Catassing

The wasting away of one's social life, in order to, level up there character in an MMORPG (massively mulitplay online role playing game)

Is Nathan coming over to day?

NO, he is to busy catassing.

Catassing by Unchosen June 12, 2007

Carassing

What a person in a car behind you does when he or she wants you to go faster.

I'm going five miles over the speed limit and that guy behind me is STILL carassing me!

Carassing by Wucky April 17, 2015

crapassination

crapping your ass inside out and spilling your bodily fluids from your bum

When you crap your ass inside out

crapassination by jordan November 17, 2003

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026