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An organ hammer is a step up from a gut beater. It is able to explore all areas of the uncharted depths planting flags where no man has gone. Causing mini gushers with the intense flag planting throughout the exploration.
Gut beater is what they called me when I was 12. I got this here organ hammer I’m packing around now.
Men having this status often suffer bruising on the inside of the knees. And often develop a lot of not only female but also male stalkers.

Organ hammers are usually better suited for deep hammer taking waterheads.
by Waterhead N Fireman August 01, 2019

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When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO
When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.
by Waterhead N Fireman August 01, 2019

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A buffalo water back bitch is usually described as a fairly large woman with questionable hygiene and loose morals. Their hair is usually greasy and never brushed but tangled into a messy ponytail. They usually dress in raggedy clothes with holes and stains but has one or two outfits that she rotates when she goes to places other than the dollar general or the Walmarts. A buffalo water back bitches town clothes are usually a couple of sizes too small and very uncomfortable. Even though she looks like a can of busted biscuits the buffalo bitch always thinks she looks good and surprising enough self esteem levels are usually higher than should be. Buffalo back water bitches are usually best suited for loud mouth mongaloids who always crack lame jokes and think they are funny.
Did you know most Buffalo waterback bitches come from Arkansas ?
by Waterhead N Fireman September 15, 2019

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A crabAss is a mood that one has from time to time. It’s unpleasant at times to spend time with someone who is in a crabAss mood. Nothing is appealing or wanted to do by a crabAss. They are easily annoyed. Recommended to be quiet and submissive. Never reply to a crabAss by saying really or the level of crabAss will immediately increase. Waterheads are warned to stay away from ones experiencing a crabAss mood due to their sarcastic nature and joke having at the wrong time personality.
He’s in a crabAss mood so I left to create this definition.
by Waterhead N Fireman September 15, 2019

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