cpw 

cpw is just a big fat troll. he hates evryone and he lets them know. cpw will make you cry and he'l feel good about it.
don't ever try to make fun of him cause he'l bring you down like the twin towers.

:''Why is she eating her own shit and screaming, WHY! WHY!''

:''She thought she was smart and made a remark about CPW''

cpw by funnyfatguy October 23, 2011

CPW 

Certified Panty Wetter

Shane is so unbelievably sexy, he's a CPW

CPW by itWasMe April 3, 2015

CPW 

Conservative Prayer Warrior. A conservative christian who believes that USA is a christian nation, there are only 2 genders, gender roles are true, blah blah blah. They usually are white cishet males who live in texas. They are the rightist counterpart of SJWs.

Carter: Tyler is a complete cpw.

CPW by Undying curse 2377 May 8, 2018

cpwned 

to be completely and utterly owned by a cone.

a term used in autocross circles to denote that one hit a significant number of cones due to one or more driving mistakes or improper line choice resulting in time penalties or ultimately a DNF.

i got cpwned on that run!

cpwned by codewhore August 23, 2005

cpwtheman 

He is the alpha and omega, he is the truth, he is all that is.
All should bow and aknowledge his power.
He is the PIMPEST of PIMPS, his BOSS lvl is over 9000.
Allahu akbar

please dont kill me with your awesomeness oh cpwtheman, you are truly a great king.
cpwtheman shows mercy and kills him slowly.

cpwtheman by BeauTerHam March 23, 2018

cpwned 

Getting wrecked from having too many cones.

After I hit that last cone I was cpwned

cpwned by cpwned June 9, 2018

cpwm 

come play with me

ouu bae cpwm aka( come play with me )

cpwm by bumble bum July 14, 2023