cpwned

to be completely and utterly owned by a cone.

a term used in autocross circles to denote that one hit a significant number of cones due to one or more driving mistakes or improper line choice resulting in time penalties or ultimately a DNF.

i got cpwned on that run!

by codewhore August 23, 2005

cpwned

Getting wrecked from having too many cones.

After I hit that last cone I was cpwned

by cpwned June 9, 2018

clwned

Pronounced 'cloned' it is rather like pwned, except this is only used when one loses, or is beaten at, a star wars game. Especially Attack of the clones based games, where the phrase originated.

Oooh mate, that sith cut you up well bad, you got clwned.

by nakalaka March 6, 2011

cowned

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.

by Fakemaster May 17, 2008

Chwned

To be owned by a persons massive, fat, ridiculously over sized chode.

Dude, you just got chwned!!

by Perfectsin March 3, 2009

Capwned

usually in video games, similar to being pwned, but worse. It's when a major bad ass get defeated by something weak or stupid. This references Al Capone, who was a major mafia boss who killed many people, but was sent to jail for tax evasion.

Mike: Dude, Jimmy kicks so much ass.
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned

by fite4justice June 26, 2007

Cwned

The state of being totally owned by a veterinarian, indicated by being fitted with a large, plastic cone around the neck and head to prevent one from chewing, licking or otherwise agitating one's self with the face or mouth. Usually ascribed to household pets.

"Yeah, as you can see, Bosco just got home from getting neutered."
"HAHAHA! Cwned!"

by Cwruidth August 18, 2008