When you have trouble focusing because of the trauma of living in a pandemic. When so much of your brains processing power is taken up by fear for your survival you neglect common everyday things.
1: Did you remember to order dinner?
2: Dammit I got the Covidbrain
3: Did you remember to pay the bill 4: Fuck I got the Covidbrain
5: Dude, where are you pants?
6: Aw man I've got the Covidbrain
The act of initiating a conversation due to quarantine as a result of the Covid 19 Virus. One who desires to Convesate due to boredom as a result of Covid 19 Virus.
Covidsplain (verb)
The action of disclosing all your recent travels, social interactions, risk factors and general health trustworthiness before inviting someone to your house for a social gathering during a pandemic.