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Covidcaine 

Cocaine that was snorted off a surface infected with corona virus
Covidcaine is a hell of a drug/virus!!!
Covidcaine by A WHITE GUY April 15, 2020

Covidtango 

A dance that results when two people try to dodge each other in an effort to keep a safe distance during the Covid 19 pandemic.
Adam and Jeni looked like they were doing the tango as they dodged breathing on each other in the narrow checkout aisle, it was a real Covidtango.
Covidtango by Dallasjeni April 19, 2020

Covidbrain

When you have trouble focusing because of the trauma of living in a pandemic. When so much of your brains processing power is taken up by fear for your survival you neglect common everyday things.
1: Did you remember to order dinner?
2: Dammit I got the Covidbrain

3: Did you remember to pay the bill
4: Fuck I got the Covidbrain

5: Dude, where are you pants?
6: Aw man I've got the Covidbrain
Covidbrain by CultPhenomenon May 20, 2020

Covidsation 

The act of initiating a conversation due to quarantine as a result of the Covid 19 Virus. One who desires to Convesate due to boredom as a result of Covid 19 Virus.
1. All of a sudden they want to have Covidsations
2. Why are you trying to Covidsate
Covidsation by rcem May 4, 2020

covidsplain

Covidsplain (verb)
The action of disclosing all your recent travels, social interactions, risk factors and general health trustworthiness before inviting someone to your house for a social gathering during a pandemic.
"Rich covidsplained to Jenn his health and hygiene practices over the past week."
covidsplain by CenterfielderNYC September 11, 2020

Covidstay 

Isolation, home stay, quarantine resulting from the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020.
Hey, I have been in covidstay for 5 days and I am talking to the walls.
My dog is my covidstay best friend.

This covidstay is driving us insane.. how many times can Monopoly be played?
Covidstay by estermiami March 21, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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