CultPhenomenon's definitions

opportunibate

When you masturbate, not because you're horny, but because it's the only chance you'll have all day.

I had only 5 free minutes this morning so I decided to opportunibate.

by CultPhenomenon December 29, 2016

Geekvana

A state of perfect bliss when you can enjoy the things you love, without getting mad at remakes, reboots, editorial changes, new writers, rip offs, or new directions.

"Dude Teen Titans Go sucks"
"It doesn't matter, I still enjoy the original."
"You have reached Geekvana."

"Oh I hate Moffett so much for what he's done to Doctor Who."
"He has done nothing. Doctor Who is ever present and ever changing. Moffett is nothing but a moment in time that will soon be gone."
"Show me to Geekvana master."

nerdvanageektasticgeekgasmgeekvana

by CultPhenomenon December 21, 2015

Spider Baby

Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.

"Man Virginia is hot."
"Dude stay away she's a Spider Baby."

by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012

Narnian

A gay person who is so deep in the closet they reside in Narnia. Usually in reference to someone being self delusional about their own sexuality.

"Isn't Bob gay?"
"Yeah but he's so deep in the closet he's a NARNIAN.

by CultPhenomenon March 7, 2010

Covidbrain

When you have trouble focusing because of the trauma of living in a pandemic. When so much of your brains processing power is taken up by fear for your survival you neglect common everyday things.

1: Did you remember to order dinner?
2: Dammit I got the Covidbrain

3: Did you remember to pay the bill
4: Fuck I got the Covidbrain

5: Dude, where are you pants?
6: Aw man I've got the Covidbrain

by CultPhenomenon May 20, 2020