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Covidtard 

Relating to the Covid-19 fear mongering:

1. A brain dead sheeple who helps the spread of fear propaganda.
2. A brain dead sheeple who believes everything they read on the MSM.
3. A brain dead sheeple who snitches on violators of social-distancing rules.

"COVID-19 aka Sheeple-1984"
The meaning of Ovid is "A sheep", Ovid is derived from the Latin name 'Ovidius', itself derived from the Latin word 'ovis', which means 'sheep'

See also: Useful Idiot, Sheeple, Normie
Did you see that Covidtard with 300 rolls of toilet paper in his basket?
Covidtard by Craze-Lee April 15, 2020

Covidtango 

A dance that results when two people try to dodge each other in an effort to keep a safe distance during the Covid 19 pandemic.
Adam and Jeni looked like they were doing the tango as they dodged breathing on each other in the narrow checkout aisle, it was a real Covidtango.
Covidtango by Dallasjeni April 19, 2020

Covidtarian 

Someone who eats a concoction from ingredients in their kitchen instead of ordering delivery because Covid 19 means they would otherwise have to risk going out and getting food, and dying... or risk eating food someone delivered, and dying.
I'd love to order a supreme pizza instead, I'll make a Wonder Bread and Kraft single ketchup-toast topped with oregano because I've been a Covidtarian since March 2020 when I lost my job.
Covidtarian by 24MMIASMF7 May 2, 2020

Covidity 

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.
The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.
Covidity by Sliced Yams November 2, 2020

Covidsation 

The act of initiating a conversation due to quarantine as a result of the Covid 19 Virus. One who desires to Convesate due to boredom as a result of Covid 19 Virus.
1. All of a sudden they want to have Covidsations
2. Why are you trying to Covidsate
Covidsation by rcem May 4, 2020

covidity 

The percent of people in the population testing positive for covid. A portmanteau of “covid” and “positivity.”
Be careful and wear a mask, the covidity in the region is high
covidity by More touch September 5, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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