covidsplain

Covidsplain (verb)
The action of disclosing all your recent travels, social interactions, risk factors and general health trustworthiness before inviting someone to your house for a social gathering during a pandemic.

"Rich covidsplained to Jenn his health and hygiene practices over the past week."

covidsplain by CenterfielderNYC September 11, 2020

coinsplain 

Unwantingly inserting yourself in important discussions regarding our worlds issues to shill your crypto bags.

Nooo! Wasting energy for useless computations and generating a steady stream of e-waste is totally acceptable as long as it pumps my bags! In fact: Bitcoin is a battery that will lead our civilization to green energy!

Stop the damn coinsplain, you clown!

coinsplain by volt May 14, 2022

covidstain 

Someone who opens doors with their clothing, such as their shirt and wears Covid the rest of the day.

His clothes are full of CovidStains, don’t touch him.

covidstain by MeWebster July 23, 2022