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cougster 

A woman, who is a hipster who is older than 30, who tries to pick up younger guys.
Oh my God, she's such a cougster... make sure you use a condom or she'll try to get pregnant.
cougster by Hipityhip November 20, 2011
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cougster 

a divorcee (usually over the age of thirty) who has taken to hanging out in cafes and bars specifically to pick up young men of artistic or literary pretensions, i.e. hipsters.
"Where did Christy pick up that twiggy hipster with the glasses?" "Probably downtown at the Irony Cafe, where all the cougsters go to score fresh meat."
cougster by snobiwan August 24, 2009
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My cousins and sisters are so close we're cousters.
couster by 'antha October 14, 2010

coughter 

to laugh so much you go in to a coughing fit. could be brought on by laughing while drinking, or when you have a heavy cold
Billy told me the joke about the preist and the legless stripper, and I suffered a severe case of coughter. I inhaled half my drink.
coughter by Mikala September 6, 2005

Coughter Up

To cover up a word or phrase by pretending to cough.
Look, Paris Hilton is on TV again. *Cough*Slut*cough*

... And that is an example of the Coughter Up.
Coughter Up by Dano Martinez September 10, 2007
a homie/ or a friend thats not a snitch and is your homeboy
that boy i met is one real cugster
cugster by tone daddy December 13, 2017

Coughter 

Action:laughing and coughing simultaneously while high.
Dude, after I take this hit Ima get coughter
Coughter by Babygrrr February 25, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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