couster

female cousin that is more like a sister

My cousins and sisters are so close we're cousters.

by 'antha October 14, 2010

Couster

One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.

"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"

by fartknocker101 December 14, 2009

clusterfuck

South Sudan

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.

by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life

person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck

by itsmebeany April 5, 2021

clusterfuck

A Huge problem or situation

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!

by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Clusterfuck

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

Sam O'Nella Academy
here you go clusterfuck

by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019

clusterius fornecatus

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck

The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.

by dick vendor November 22, 2011