The uncontrollable urge to cough whenever a little bit of smoke enters the room. Usually occurs after one person starts and often infects the entire room.
Man 1- "sniff sniff" Is that smoke?
Man 1- "Cough Cough"
Man 5748932057- "Cough Cough"
Public Speaker- Fuck Coughing fever
adj A word used to gauge the thickness or quality of a hand-rolled marijuana cigar (blunt). Usually pertaining to the amount of weed used in the blunt.
Farting and Coughing at the same time to mask the sound of the fart.
Rob is watching TV and he didn't want to fart in-front of his newly acquired Girlfriend but he really needed to so he Coughboffed. Coughing whilst farting.
Jill could still smell it though. It's not quite perfected yet.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).