your mother in spanish
used like the phrase your mum
Boy; What are u doing?
2nd Boy; Tu madre. Did you hear that?
Boy; Hear what?
2nd boy; That was the sound of u getting pwned. :o)
by mnyar23 May 29, 2010
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your mom, but in spanish.

used to diss people, but then make them laugh when they realize what you said, so you get away with dissing them

also can be used as a retorical question, usually said sarcastically
(guy that isn't talking to you)
dude you wouldn't believe what i did last night
(you, slightly annoyed that this ass is talking so loud that you have to hear him)
tu madre(?)
by richarred January 31, 2006
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¡Tu madre es caliente en la cama! (Your mom is hot in bed)
¡Tu madre es muy estupida! (Your mom is very stupid)
by vv007!!! March 19, 2006
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The Spanish version of "Yo' mama"
(at least that's what us English-speakers think it is...)
Bob: Tu madre es feo!
Pedro: Umm...ok...your mom is a kind person, too...??
by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Spanish for your mom.
Used in Spanish in the same way as in English.
Tu madre es mierda en cama! (ur moms shit in bed)
Se! Se tengo todos los noches! (I know- i have her every night!)
by the almighty ho August 13, 2005
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wat i say when my teacher is being el retartid
teacher: 123-675=
teacher: r u trying to be smart
me: tu madre
teacher: what did u say
me:i am sorry
by R0B3rT March 23, 2008
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