coughpoppy

A state in which a person passes out drunk, then proceeds to eat in bed loudly, speak in a gibberish language, and do other odd things while sleeping. Can only happen when the person is drunk.

"Dude,why is there pizza in your shower?"
"Oh..my mom was coughpoppylast night."

by TesTheMess99 November 22, 2016

coughpoppy

Noun-the state of which a person falls asleep drunk,then proceeds to speak in a slurry gibberish language, and/or starts doing odd things while eating.

"Why is there a half of a cheeseburger in your shower?"
"Oh, my mom was coughpoppy last night"

by TesTheMess99 November 22, 2016