Noun-the state of which a person falls asleep drunk,then proceeds to speak in a slurry gibberish language, and/or starts doing odd things while eating.
"Why is there a half of a cheeseburger in your shower?"
"Oh, my mom was coughpoppy last night"
A state in which a person passes out drunk, then proceeds to eat in bed loudly, speak in a gibberish language, and do other odd things while sleeping. Can only happen when the person is drunk.
"Dude,why is there pizza in your shower?"
"Oh..my mom was coughpoppylast night."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).