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Coughdom 

A play on the word "condom", and another term for a surgical mask that many places around the world enforce in the efforts to reduce the spread of COVID and other respiratory diseases/infections, just like how a condom is often used during sex in order to prevent pregnancy and the spread of STDs.
Person without mask: Coughs, sneezes, and blows nose.

Person with mask: Hey, man. If you're gonna do any of those things, make sure that nobody's around you or at least wear a coughdom. You don't know what you could potentially be spreading to other people, and getting sick is no joke during times like this. So practice safe distancing and always wear a coughdom. Spread the word, not the virus, bro.
Coughdom by Harold Balczac January 10, 2021
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coughomatic 

adj A word used to gauge the thickness or quality of a hand-rolled marijuana cigar (blunt). Usually pertaining to the amount of weed used in the blunt.
*cgh* *cgh* D@MN DUDE THIS BLUNT IS COUGHOMATIC!
coughomatic by D@VEnDLMNT September 3, 2009

Friends Couchdominium 

The classy form of couch surfing, go from homeless to rich ass in seconds just by adding -dominium, like a barndominium sounds classy (but that shit is still a barn)
I’m not broke, I’m staying at my friends couchdominium
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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