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Coughdom

A play on the word "condom", and another term for a surgical mask that many places around the world enforce in the efforts to reduce the spread of COVID and other respiratory diseases/infections, just like how a condom is often used during sex in order to prevent pregnancy and the spread of STDs.
Person without mask: Coughs, sneezes, and blows nose.

Person with mask: Hey, man. If you're gonna do any of those things, make sure that nobody's around you or at least wear a coughdom. You don't know what you could potentially be spreading to other people, and getting sick is no joke during times like this. So practice safe distancing and always wear a coughdom. Spread the word, not the virus, bro.
by Harold Balczac January 10, 2021
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coughomatic

adj A word used to gauge the thickness or quality of a hand-rolled marijuana cigar (blunt). Usually pertaining to the amount of weed used in the blunt.
*cgh* *cgh* D@MN DUDE THIS BLUNT IS COUGHOMATIC!
by D@VEnDLMNT September 3, 2009
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Friends Couchdominium

The classy form of couch surfing, go from homeless to rich ass in seconds just by adding -dominium, like a barndominium sounds classy (but that shit is still a barn)
I’m not broke, I’m staying at my friends couchdominium
by Ron_MF_Jeremy August 21, 2018
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