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Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob
corncob by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017

cornhobbling 

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish
David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.

cornobble 

To slap someone with a fish.
cornobble by Oskai10 April 3, 2020

Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed
Corncobbed by ruzihm August 3, 2017

cornobble 

To smack somebody with a fish.
I cornobbled Jason. **smacks Jason with a fish**
cornobble by BW October 9, 2004
Word of the Day on October 22, 2022

cornobbled 

To be hit with a fish
I've been cornobbled. I shall cornobble you.
cornobbled by Andrew Jerabek July 31, 2006