corncobbled

to be beaten about the cranium with a fish and or penis

jeez lu-eez i was just corncobbled over my cranium and it sucks real bad and i wanna kill somebody,. thats how bad it sucks

by an ugly ugly kid with ugly ugly needs May 13, 2005

cornobble

To slap someone with a fish.

Yesterday, i got cornobbled.

by Oskai10 April 3, 2020

Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed

by ruzihm August 3, 2017

cornobble

To smack somebody with a fish.

I cornobbled Jason. **smacks Jason with a fish**

by BW October 9, 2004

cornobbled

To be hit with a fish

I've been cornobbled. I shall cornobble you.

by Andrew Jerabek July 31, 2006

corncobbed

Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."

Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.

by pokeysticks August 2, 2017

California Corncobber

Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.

My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!

by John Flacek May 24, 2009