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cooterpoo

A term of endearment for baby girls in diapers, or females who wipe from back to front and get shit all over their hoohaws.
that is one adorable little cooterpoo.
by ImAmazingyayaya March 30, 2009
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CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017
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cooterfro

Hairy cooter, reminiscent of 70's porn like Debbie Does Dallas; see chewbacca twat.
All the chicks in Debbie Does Dallas have cooterfro.
by bunny September 15, 2004
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contempoonany

A fashionably modern piece of tail.
Kate Moss is such a contempoonany bitch.
by manyook April 25, 2010
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cooternoot

(verb) when you fart and it roll up yo pussy
how to execute:
the best way is to sit on a slowly downing landward hill and then fart. It should go up your cooter.
Vickie: “I just heard her cooternoot”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”
by PickleToes101 June 28, 2022
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Camp Hill Cooterpillar

Upon climaxing from vaginal intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced "cooter," and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner's mammaries, as she engages in fellatio to clean off their combined juices. Please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman's teeth.
Following a wild night with Eunice, Arliss the Cave Man ended their encounter with a Camp Hill Cooterpillar. Eunice couldn't shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.
by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt March 1, 2009
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Contempoopalate

When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.
Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.
by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010
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