cooterpoo

A term of endearment for baby girls in diapers, or females who wipe from back to front and get shit all over their hoohaws.

that is one adorable little cooterpoo.

cooterpoo by ImAmazingyayaya March 30, 2009

CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.

"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

CooterScooter by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017

cooterfro 

Hairy cooter, reminiscent of 70's porn like Debbie Does Dallas; see chewbacca twat.

All the chicks in Debbie Does Dallas have cooterfro.

cooterfro by bunny September 15, 2004

contempoonany

A fashionably modern piece of tail.

Kate Moss is such a contempoonany bitch.

contempoonany by manyook April 25, 2010

cooternoot 

(verb) when you fart and it roll up yo pussy
how to execute:
the best way is to sit on a slowly downing landward hill and then fart. It should go up your cooter.

Vickie: “I just heard her cooternoot”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”

cooternoot by PickleToes101 June 28, 2022

Camp Hill Cooterpillar

Upon climaxing from vaginal intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced "cooter," and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner's mammaries, as she engages in fellatio to clean off their combined juices. Please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman's teeth.

Following a wild night with Eunice, Arliss the Cave Man ended their encounter with a Camp Hill Cooterpillar. Eunice couldn't shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.

Camp Hill Cooterpillar by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt March 1, 2009

Contempoopalate 

When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.

Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.

Contempoopalate by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010