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CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017
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cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.
Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.
by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010
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Cooterbooter

One who cootboots, i.e. leads a woman on and then denies her sex and expels her from sleeping quarters.
"So I was thinking finally we're gonna fuck, but then he fell asleep and I stormed out. What a fucking cooterbooter!"
by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010
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Cooter Scooter

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!
Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!
by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006
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Cootscooter

A woman that when she has rides her man can't maintain rhythm or bounce and instead scoots her pussy back and forth like a dog with blocked anal glands
To compensate for Dan having a below average sized penis Nicole had to adjust her style to being a cootscooter when riding on top to avoid slippage
by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
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Cooterpooter

A vagina that is more than the normal vagina.
(man speaking) Damn bro, that shit was a cooterpooter I tell ya.
by Witbomb October 10, 2011
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cooter scooter

A term used to describe the lilbuddy
It comes from the ability for a woman to put her cooter on your penis and ride it all over the place like a scooter.
that slut rode my cooter scooter all over the place last night.
by venge April 15, 2003
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