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CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.
Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.
cooterscootch by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

Cooterbooter 

One who cootboots, i.e. leads a woman on and then denies her sex and expels her from sleeping quarters.
"So I was thinking finally we're gonna fuck, but then he fell asleep and I stormed out. What a fucking cooterbooter!"
Cooterbooter by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010
A term of endearment for baby girls in diapers, or females who wipe from back to front and get shit all over their hoohaws.
that is one adorable little cooterpoo.
cooterpoo by ImAmazingyayaya March 30, 2009

Cooterpooter 

A vagina that is more than the normal vagina.
(man speaking) Damn bro, that shit was a cooterpooter I tell ya.
Cooterpooter by Witbomb October 10, 2011

Cooterbot 

I am crying about 13 days in a row I am a cooterbot.
I have to take a medical leave for a sniffle cooterbot status.
Cooterbot by Binsquad November 26, 2021