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When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.
Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.
by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010
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Mike: Hey dude, is that a hot girl in front of that mailbox?
Joe: No man, that's definitely a decepticon. Should have worn your glasses, man.
Joe: No man, that's definitely a decepticon. Should have worn your glasses, man.
by Ruzzie2Shoes August 21, 2010
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