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CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

cooterfro 

Hairy cooter, reminiscent of 70's porn like Debbie Does Dallas; see chewbacca twat.
All the chicks in Debbie Does Dallas have cooterfro.
cooterfro by bunny September 15, 2004

cooternoot 

(verb) when you fart and it roll up yo pussy
how to execute:
the best way is to sit on a slowly downing landward hill and then fart. It should go up your cooter.
Vickie: “I just heard her cooternoot”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”
cooternoot by PickleToes101 June 28, 2022

Coopergoose 

A cooper goose is a particular type of goose/person displaying the characteristics of what can only be described as a Coopergoose. These characteristics can vary from a propensity to random acts of clumsiness and tripping over thin air to being a Lydia. Cooper gooses tend to be 'Lydia' or 'Lyd' in name.
Look at that Coopergoose!

Such a Coopergoose!
Coopergoose face
Coopergoose by shamashandai August 25, 2014

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.
Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.
cooterscootch by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

Cooterbooter 

One who cootboots, i.e. leads a woman on and then denies her sex and expels her from sleeping quarters.
"So I was thinking finally we're gonna fuck, but then he fell asleep and I stormed out. What a fucking cooterbooter!"
Cooterbooter by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010