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1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.
1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.
by Your Mom's Mom April 07, 2006
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