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cookcies by supidfasf April 17, 2022
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Cookies Up 

Cookies up is when a female is on her knees and rotates her hips up presenting her pussy.
My boyfriend’s favorite position is when I’m cookies up.
Cookies Up by RFL Merkin August 6, 2020

Cookies And Apple Juice 

Cookies and Apple juice is a song by rapper cam'ron
of his new cd Crime pays that dropped may 12th.

in the song he is refuring to "cookies & apple juice" as

Cookies=Pussy

Apple Juice=Pussy Juice/Cum
Her Cookies And Apple juice is highclass..like from france

Werd??

Werdddd.

Cookiesexual 

Proof that this generation is fucked.
First Animesexual, then Dreamsexual, and now Cookiesexual... where did we all go wrong?
Cookiesexual by Lunchbox6669 January 21, 2022

Frosted Sugar Cookies

THE BEST COOKIE TO GRACE MANKIND IN ALL OF HISTORY

IF U DISAGREE, YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
Jamal: Ayo Tom, you got any Frosted Sugar Cookies?
Tom: You know it.
Henry: Nah bro those are shit.
Jamal: THE FUCK YOU SAYING?

Cookies by the Pool 

Cake by the ocean refers to sex... "Cookies by the pool" refers to masturbation... aka... "Fapping"
Tiana thought that little old man was so damned sexy... she couldn't help but have some cookies by the pool...

Covid Cookies 

1.The phlegm you cough up while sick with Covid-19.
2.chunks of lungs that are scraped out of your lungs when you have COVID-19.
She was in the hospital for weeks.She said she has so many Covid Cookies that she could hardly breathe.
Covid Cookies by 93 yourcultleader93 November 16, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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