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Greased Cookie Sheet 

Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet
I gave his mom a greased cookie sheet last night
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Cookie Sheet 

A piece of cloth used to clean up ejaculate after masturbating. Also known as a cum rag.
Nope! Don't wear that one, don't even pick it up! It's not really a shirt, it's a cookie sheet.
Cookie Sheet by Omnipawn June 30, 2011

Cookie Sheet 

A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.
1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!
Cookie Sheet by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010

Cookie sheet 

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.
So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.
Cookie sheet by Grimacci June 1, 2013
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026