contourz 

The ultimate pog champ of Highlanders best Colour Sergeant.

Contourz big pog champ

contourz by BIGUS CHUNGGUS July 3, 2021

contour soda 

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

contour soda by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006

contourtionism 

The obsessive proclivity one may have toward placing objects or body parts into areas that will seemingly accommodate the chosen item's contours while occupying the maximum volume of the empty space.

"The top of my chiweenie's head fits perfectly into my eye socket like a furry little puzzle piece."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."

contourtionism by knifestrauzen June 18, 2013

john contour 

A name for a guy that uses alot of hair gel , only the best kind.

Also known as jun cuntor

Man, that guy is a real John Contour.... Look at that dank hair!!

john contour by Mr.CUCK April 16, 2017

Ford Contour 

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.

She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.

Ford Contour by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

Contour 

A specific style of (usually) heavy makeup that used to be exclusive to professional makeup artists, celebrities and drag queens that has made its way into the mainstream via the internet and tv personalities (in specific Kim Kardashian)

Contour makeup usually involves the use of lighter and darker shades than your natural skin tone to highlight (brighten certain areas where light would naturally hit or highlight features you want to enhance such as cheekbones) and contour (add contrast or depth or use shadowing to make certain prominent features such as a wide nose appear smaller)

The makeup is usually heavy as it usually requires more than one shade of foundation or the use of a separate contour palette. It also requires the use of different blending brushes and it can be time consuming as proper blending is required for high quality results.

Those who use the contouring technique of makeup often also use color correction concealer, false lashes, winged liner, tint their eyebrows, apply lipstick and "bake" to achieve the instagram look.

Because of contour makeup, it is quite simple for an average person to look just as good if not better than a hollywood celebrity. It has changed the dynamic of what society considers to be attractive and can provide a boost in confidence or make someone feel worse about themselves depending on the exposure they have to the trend and whether they are good at contour makeup or not.

Person 1: "Girl last night I looked HOT I was getting all the men, my contour was on point!"

Person 2: "yess looked great!"

Person 1: "yeah I need to learn how to contour so I can look like that everyday!"

Contour by Ranoutofnames123 October 29, 2017

Contour 

A word used to greet or insult a fellow brother. A guy who says stupid shit.

Your a contour man.
That was a contourish move.
Bradley Woo.

Contour by Bradley Woo May 6, 2008