Definitions by NYkid420

Irish Mourning 

A shot that consists of equal parts Jameson, Patron XO and Bailey's.

Spelled "Irish Mourning" because you'll be in mourning for your dead liver the next day.

Bartender! 13 Irish Mournings at once!

It's a Baby Guinness with some balls.

Irish Mourning by NYkid420 March 10, 2013

Sloral

Slow, slow oral sex.

She wanted to bang but I was well into hammerdom so I talked her in to giving me some sloral.

Sloral by NYkid420 September 17, 2012

Packing For Europe 

A physical act performed by insertion of both testicles into the vaginal opening during doggystyle anal sex.

The whole time I was blasting Aaron's mom's ass, I was packing for Europe!

Packing For Europe by NYkid420 July 21, 2011

New York Giants 

1. An American Football team.

2. A clever way of using an acronym to call someone a homosexual. As, 'N.Y.G.' = 'Nigga, you gay.'

Can be abbreviated such as, 'Giants fan, huh?'

Steve: I love Sex and the City.

Bilbo: New York Giants, eh?

New York Giants by NYkid420 December 23, 2010

Beefed 

A loud flatulent or hard gas.

1.Dude, I just beefed in my pants again.

2.Have you ever seen The Pelican Brief?

You mean, 'The Pelican beefed! hahahah

Beefed by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

Zight 

A dick fart. A man queef.

A:Man, I think air just came out of my dong...

B:Dude, you just threw a zight!

Zight by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

Ford Contour 

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.

She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.

Ford Contour by NYkid420 February 26, 2010