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Contourds

Employees at Contour Data Systems, and particularly those that have email addresses at Contourds.com.
The Contourds are coming into the office today, and I never know what they're talking about. So much technology!
by Contourd February 8, 2010
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Crispy concords

Kate's boyfriend
Jim: Who's Crispy concords?
Billy bigdick: Glenn's godfather
by Your real name321 December 14, 2020
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Contoods

A word made up by Carly on ICarly. Using context from Sam we can assume this word means goodbye or goodnight.
Carly: And for now we will pretend Contoods is a word, goodnight.
Sam: Contoods!
Carly: Goodbye!
by StopPlease x2 February 17, 2019
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Crispy Concords

An extremely hot sigma male that streams and does YouTube.
Dude he's such a Crispy Concords.
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contour soda

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.
by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006
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contourtionism

The obsessive proclivity one may have toward placing objects or body parts into areas that will seemingly accommodate the chosen item's contours while occupying the maximum volume of the empty space.
"The top of my chiweenie's head fits perfectly into my eye socket like a furry little puzzle piece."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."
by knifestrauzen June 18, 2013
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john contour

A name for a guy that uses alot of hair gel , only the best kind.

Also known as jun cuntor
Man, that guy is a real John Contour.... Look at that dank hair!!
by Mr.CUCK April 16, 2017
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