Consorte

Word used in Cuban slang meaning Friend,Pal,Dude,Buddy,Brother.

Que bola mi Consorte !

Consorte by Cesar O Perez August 30, 2008

loss of consortium 

n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else.

After Jenny's husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium.

After being harassed at work for years by his boss, Bob claimed he couldn't get it up and sued for loss of consortium.

Professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
Law Student: Loss of consortium?

loss of consortium by Judge Learned Hand August 25, 2008

Consoliable

The greatest thing since portable cheese wallets.

Guy 1: Consoliable?
Guy 2: Quite.
Guy 1: Indeed

Consoliable by Sparten90059 September 26, 2008

Concordia Lutheran High School 

A school where you WILL get sent home because of what kind of pants you are wearing, the classrooms are hotter than the depths of hell, you will get body slammed into a locker by an immature boy at some point (even if you don't know who it is), you will get a new rumor about you every week that even you didn't know was true, our principals motto Is "make good decisions" which is ironic, and you can hear the hissing of the Concordia student body from down the street.

Concordia Lutheran High School is the place you should never send your child

Concordia Lutheran High School by I love Concordia May 23, 2017

Contortionist 

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

Contortionist by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018

Concordia

Anglophone university in montreal, qc. The student body is comprised almost entirely of students who were rejected from mcgill university.

What do a McGill student and a Concordia student have in common?

They both applied to McGill.

Concordia by martlet October 19, 2009

Conforti 

The most awesome Italian family known to man. They got money, power, and plenty of women. They all drive expensive cars, wear the nicest clothes, got the freshest haircuts, and got the biggest (you know what). Before the Jersey shore there were the Conforti's.

Damnnnn did you see that Conforti walk by?

Conforti by thejerseyshore June 2, 2010