consorti 

Cuban for "dawg"

"Oye que bola consorti "

"Oye consorti que pinga te pasa soclase de mariconson me cago en la madre de tu madre comepingon"

consorti by slipperc0ck September 19, 2018

Consorte

Word used in Cuban slang meaning Friend,Pal,Dude,Buddy,Brother.

Que bola mi Consorte !

Consorte by Cesar O Perez August 30, 2008

loss of consortium 

n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else.

After Jenny's husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium.

After being harassed at work for years by his boss, Bob claimed he couldn't get it up and sued for loss of consortium.

Professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
Law Student: Loss of consortium?

loss of consortium by Judge Learned Hand August 25, 2008

Contortionist 

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

Contortionist by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018

Conforti 

The most awesome Italian family known to man. They got money, power, and plenty of women. They all drive expensive cars, wear the nicest clothes, got the freshest haircuts, and got the biggest (you know what). Before the Jersey shore there were the Conforti's.

Damnnnn did you see that Conforti walk by?

Conforti by thejerseyshore June 2, 2010

contortionist 

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.

>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."

contortionist by junebuggy January 26, 2009

contortion 

Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.

At the circus I saw contortion

contortion by Igle December 15, 2007