Consortium

A group of morons trying to organise a hockey team

Did you hear the consortium turned up to last week's game with 6 players and a 1 legged GK?

by MapleLeaf2021 April 28, 2021

Consortium

A word referring to a group of true and false crabs, such as spider crabs, hermit crabs, and blue crabs.

“Look at that consortium of crabs feasting on those dead horseshoe crabs. “

“There are so many of them!”

by I eat sawtooths for breakfast January 5, 2022

loss of consortium

n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else.

After Jenny's husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium.

After being harassed at work for years by his boss, Bob claimed he couldn't get it up and sued for loss of consortium.

Professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
Law Student: Loss of consortium?

by Judge Learned Hand August 25, 2008

Loss of Consortium

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.

After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.

by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008

Classical Consortium Academy

Classical Consortium Academy is your generic Christian private school founded in 2006, located at Village Church of Barrington.
They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.
Move along nothing to see here

Classical Consortium Academy is where I went in middle school, look at me so prim and proper

by RealKGB November 18, 2021

consorti

Cuban for "dawg"

"Oye que bola consorti "

"Oye consorti que pinga te pasa soclase de mariconson me cago en la madre de tu madre comepingon"

by slipperc0ck September 19, 2018

Consortiumist

A student or faculty member of a college consortium, especially the Claremont Colleges, who exhibits a prejudiced belief that one of the institutions is superior to others.

"Yikes. That girl gave me all kinds of judge-y looks once she found out which college I was from. What a consortiumist."

"That is messed up, I guess consortiumism isn't dead after all.

by heyclaremontheyhey April 26, 2011