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men.

girl 1: lmao, the wallets are MAD
girl 2: fr

wallets by animeswhore April 25, 2020

Words you can keep

wallets

slang for a rich person.

look at wallets over there with the argyle sweater.

wallets by jessica y brian July 10, 2010

wallets swole

when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it

when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it

Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.

wallets swole by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010

Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.

watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.

Christopher Wallets by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

Portable Cheese Wallets

The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..

Portable Cheese Wallets by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

velcro wallets are bad by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

His wallets big enough to hurt his spine

Humorous way to describe someone who is excessively rich and/or wealthy. Providing a humorous twist on the medical condition known as fat wallet syndrome or 'Wallet Neuritis'. Which is caused by sitting on a thick wallet which creates an uneven wedge under one side of your pelvis leading to spinal misalignment.

"Look at him, his wallets big enough to hurt his spine"

His wallets big enough to hurt his spine by MM William George May 21, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026