wallets
men.
wallets by animeswhore April 25, 2020
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wallets by jessica y brian July 10, 2010
wallets swole
when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it
when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it
when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it
wallets swole by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010
Christopher Wallets
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
Christopher Wallets by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
Portable Cheese Wallets
Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..
Portable Cheese Wallets by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009
velcro wallets are bad
Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.
Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.
Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
velcro wallets are bad by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021
His wallets big enough to hurt his spine
Humorous way to describe someone who is excessively rich and/or wealthy. Providing a humorous twist on the medical condition known as fat wallet syndrome or 'Wallet Neuritis'. Which is caused by sitting on a thick wallet which creates an uneven wedge under one side of your pelvis leading to spinal misalignment.
His wallets big enough to hurt his spine by MM William George May 21, 2026
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