wallets 

men.

girl 1: lmao, the wallets are MAD
girl 2: fr

wallets by animeswhore April 25, 2020

wallets 

slang for a rich person.

look at wallets over there with the argyle sweater.

wallets by jessica y brian July 10, 2010

wallets swole 

when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it

when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it

Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.

wallets swole by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010

Christopher Wallets 

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.

watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.

Christopher Wallets by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

Portable Cheese Wallets 

The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..

Portable Cheese Wallets by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009

velcro wallets are bad 

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

velcro wallets are bad by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

phone-keys-wallet 

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

phone-keys-wallet by moodybluesman April 1, 2009