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condomism 

The ones belief to commit adultery, safely by using latex wrapped around thy knob penis.
Person 1: Do you have a firm belief in condomism?

Person 2: Yes I do believe in condomism, i think that is the efficient way to commit adultery.
condomism by Efan.35 May 17, 2018
To use a condom during sex
Be wise- condomise!
condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011

frog condoms

Girl: Baby do you have protection?

Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.

Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!
frog condoms by bregmano January 4, 2010

Hercules Condoms 

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

distraction condoms 

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.
I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.
Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."
Kobe Bryant condoms by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009