A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a
condom from precipitation. The more
people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the
scene becomes.
Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for
two.
Person
2: I will not add more
seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.