A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a
condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly
domed and
transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.
Person 1: It's raining awful
hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for
two.
Person 2: I will not
add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.