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condomism/condomist
condomism/condomist by xXx May 13, 2005
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frog condoms
Girl: Baby do you have protection?
Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.
Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!
Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.
Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!
frog condoms by bregmano January 4, 2010
condomints
Prostitute 1: Girl, I've just about enough of this nasty taste in my mouth!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!
condomints by pbjtime19 November 8, 2009
Conduism
The understanding that the human body is a conduit for various spiritual forces. This is based on the study and comparison of Gnosticism, Hermeticsm, Yogic practice, and other esoteric philosophies.
The goal of Conduism is to awaken ones self to becoming the most efficient conduit of divinity that they can be, and to live the highest quality of life possible through an intimate, dedicated spiritual understanding on life.
Conduism by New Royal Gnosis January 26, 2023
Hercules Condoms
Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.
Hercules Condoms by Herculinks® Corporation December 25, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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