Condomium
If the groom's friends supply enough used condoms, they may be able to make enough condomiums to lift the flower girl into the air.
Condomium by Dictotater December 24, 2013
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condomints
Prostitute 1: Girl, I've just about enough of this nasty taste in my mouth!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!
condomints by pbjtime19 November 8, 2009
Crondolium
Crondolium by PlugOnTop November 3, 2022
Condomulation
"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010
Poor man's condominium
Poor man's condominium by Jere August 7, 2012
Condominium
A way for people who dislike the sound of apartment to say it while still sounding civilized.
proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.
proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.
Joe: "I just moved into my new condominium today."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."
Condominium by Johnyknowhow June 29, 2015
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