2 definitions by hoboX10
1. When you are about to watch porn, and right as the video loads, you get an Instant Message (AIM, MSN, YAHOO, etc) that blocks the video.
2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.
2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.
by hoboX10 July 16, 2009
When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.
I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.
by hoboX10 May 2, 2011