liebig condenser 

1: A device consisting of a inclined glass tube surrounded by flowing water used to distill liquids in a science lab

2: Someone who over simplifies a subject to the extent of lying about it

Jeff simplifies stuff so much.

"Yea he is a liebig condenser"

liebig condenser by gayostioporosis March 19, 2022

liebig condenser 

A liebig condenser is where one attempts to cool off a situation by destroying a glass beverage container to destract people

"Damm bro good idea to do a liebig condenser"

liebig condenser by gayostioporosis January 22, 2022

Honkeytonk condenser 

When you take the woman during sex and throw her naked bareback on a horse and continue to stuff her breasts with root beer and vodka then drink it while you the woman and the horse proceed in intercourse

I just tried the Honkeytonk Condenser on my girlfriend

Honkeytonk condenser by 7.3owner June 6, 2022

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons

Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

Double ender contender by BZDS PG July 5, 2010

yolo contendere 

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.

Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."

yolo contendere by UnoriginalHandleWTF April 15, 2020

Imposter converser syndrome 

Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.

Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.

Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.

Imposter converser syndrome by Pogoextreme November 8, 2021

condesending

to talk down to.

My father is very condesending towards me.

condesending by CJayyyyyyyyyadlfakj February 26, 2011