Definitions by gayostioporosis

Astrogreek

Where someone is "speaking greek" but is actually just talking about something highly technical

Bro is speaking astrogreek trying to explain this biochemistry stuff

Astrogreek by gayostioporosis August 23, 2023

Huel Jaw 

A condition where the muscles that are used to move the jawbone have atrophied from lack of use as a consequence of a diet primarily constisting of meal replacement shakes. (Such as Huel and soylent)

It is a component of "soy face" but can occur on its own.

"Huel jaw is a common component of soy face"

Huel Jaw by gayostioporosis April 19, 2023

Strawberry Scotsman 

The strawberry Scotsman is a alcoholic cocktail constisting of 500 ml (~17.6 fluid ounces) of strawberry cider , and 2 shots of Scottish whiskey (assuming the whiskey is 40% abv)

Hey bro , I'll have a strawberry Scotsman

Strawberry Scotsman by gayostioporosis March 5, 2023

Scrungus 

An affectionate nonsense word referring to a happy domestic animal, most commonly a cat or dog

My cat is such a scrungus

Scrungus by gayostioporosis February 9, 2023

Comfe 

An alternative spelling of comfey

Damm bro this bed is comfe

Comfe by gayostioporosis July 18, 2022

liebig condenser 

1: A device consisting of a inclined glass tube surrounded by flowing water used to distill liquids in a science lab

2: Someone who over simplifies a subject to the extent of lying about it

Jeff simplifies stuff so much.

"Yea he is a liebig condenser"

liebig condenser by gayostioporosis March 19, 2022

liebig condenser 

A liebig condenser is where one attempts to cool off a situation by destroying a glass beverage container to destract people

"Damm bro good idea to do a liebig condenser"

liebig condenser by gayostioporosis January 22, 2022