Condensed 

Super cute

That girl condensed tho

Condensed by Yeet__skeet April 23, 2020

Condensed lettuce 

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

Condensed lettuce by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020

Condensed milf 

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

Condensed milf by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

Condensed Milk 

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.

I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.

Condensed Milk by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

Condensed milk and bread 

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.

Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

Condensed milk and bread by Sheblumie March 28, 2022

Condensed Sexy 

Sexy in it's mosed potent and portable form. Just add water. Please refer also to Nate and Ty and Laila and WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA.

Kit- That Ty! He's so condensed Sexy!

Laila- Fuck yea, even Canadians love him! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Kit- Yep! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Ty- Hey guys! You're both condensed Sexy!

Nate, Ty, Laila- WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Condensed Sexy by Kit January 7, 2005

condensed dick 

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

condensed dick by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016