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Condensed lettuce 

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

Condensed milf 

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
Condensed milf by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

Condensed Milk 

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.
I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.
Condensed Milk by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

Condensed milk and bread 

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.
Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

Condensed Sexy 

Sexy in it's mosed potent and portable form. Just add water. Please refer also to Nate and Ty and Laila and WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA.
Kit- That Ty! He's so condensed Sexy!

Laila- Fuck yea, even Canadians love him! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Kit- Yep! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Ty- Hey guys! You're both condensed Sexy!

Nate, Ty, Laila- WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
Condensed Sexy by Kit January 7, 2005

condensed dick 

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.
-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.
condensed dick by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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