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concetto 

The best guy friend you could ever ask for. He will always be by your side no matter whats going on y'all have your ups and downs but you couldn't be any happier without him. He may seem quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him be prepared to never stop laughing or smiling. If you ever get the chance to date an Concetto do it you think you liked him then wait till you simply hold hands i swear to you, you'll feel a fucking zoo in your god damn stomach. He's not very tall but sure as hell funny and smart and there is no better then him. He's there to help you even if he doesn't act like it. Never miss the chance to meet an Concetto.
Jayla: whats his name? Nicole: he's perfect he has to be an Concetto! popular bitches : *sigh*
concetto by pippo12 November 21, 2021
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concetto 

A name given to a mad bloke who can drift a round about no problems , drink till the am , and is an all around good bloke
Concetto you mad bloke down that beer
concetto by Wisdom wonder November 23, 2021

Concetta 

Name is of Italian origin, form of Concepción referring to the Catholic doctrine of the Immaculate Conception and Mary. Generally used for women of great beauty, intelligence and sexual prowess. Also can refer to women of power and/or those who destroy technology.
Man, she is Bitchus Khan! What was her name, Concetta?

Did you see THAT Concetta over there?

My laptop is broke, Concetta, did you touch it?
Concetta by wolf868 February 3, 2010

Concetta 

Concetta’s are very funny people who love to party. They are really smart but sometimes don’t believe that they are. They are a bit klutzy at times, but are always trustworthy. Concetta’s are very creative and great at all of the arts. She is crazy and loves food, and she is very easy to talk to. Lives life to its fullest and will always be there with a hug.
“I need someone to talk to”
“Well, there’s Concetta...”
“Yay!”
Concetta by CPC2005 October 13, 2018

Concettas Homemade Gravy 

The most delicious gravy in all of italy. Don't you dare call it sauce otherwise she will choke you out with a meatball.
"Hmm this sauce was so good"
"Hey don't you dare say that, this is Concettas homemade gravy"
Concettas Homemade Gravy by hueuby January 30, 2017

concerto 

A musical composition in three movements, with two sets of instruments, one larger than the other. Typically a concerto has a solo instrument play with an orchestra.
Examples of concertos are Bach's Italian Concerto in F major (for Harpsichord) and Elgar's Cello Concerto in E minor.
concerto by carpo August 22, 2004

Concertosis 

When someone purchases expensive concert tickets and on the day of are too sick to attend.
It's a shame Kaitlynn had Concertosis.
Concertosis by ms.wronggeneration October 2, 2010
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