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concerto 

Explains how a man eats out a dyme at a concert, usually a rap concert 4sho.
Yo mah nucca Dev gave a concerto to that dyme at the Avirl Lavigne concert. One.
concerto by KC Dizzle March 23, 2005

Concerto 

(1) Resident Crazy on #ocremix
(2) Anti-ChanServ Activist.
* Concerto beats ChanServ senseless.
Concerto by Kai August 21, 2003

Coitus Concerto

a violin technique/ sex move utilized in the motion picture "The Red Violin." This technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have sex and play violin at the same time. Use of a fermata ensures long sustained orgasm on the last note.
A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.

Rachmaninoff Concerto 

hand and ball breaking music that destroys your hands and is like almost impossible to play at the original tempo, only god valentina lisitsa gets close, also the chords are so huge like wtf i cant reach 13's! the second piano concerto is the most popular one overshadowing the 1st and 3th and 4th, didnt even know there was a 4th, also its one of the most romantical pieces of music and it makes me cum everytime i hear it
Pianist 1: Hey what repertoire are you learning?
Pianist 2:Rachmaninoff concerto.
Pianist 1: My best wishes for your balls.
Rachmaninoff Concerto by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023

Trumpet Concerto in E Flat 

That one song from squid game season two. Plays when the players are in the lobby or what should I call it
Guy 1: Trumpet Concerto in E Flat is a melody.
Guy 2: I don't like E Flat.

Concertvationist 

a person who advocates or promotes a musical performance given in public, especially during shutdowns under a controlling government or vanguard party that is organizing the economic, social and political affairs toward the construction of socialism.
live show concert concerts venues music venue outdoor music entertainment vox guitar guitarist singer musicians promoters promoter fans sound lights mixer shows songs bands roadies live bands music fans famous rock and roll heavy metal
The concertvationists are doing everything possible to get live music back on stage.
Concertvationist by Rxm13 July 18, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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