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concerto 

A musical composition in three movements, with two sets of instruments, one larger than the other. Typically a concerto has a solo instrument play with an orchestra.
Examples of concertos are Bach's Italian Concerto in F major (for Harpsichord) and Elgar's Cello Concerto in E minor.
concerto by carpo August 22, 2004
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concerto 

Explains how a man eats out a dyme at a concert, usually a rap concert 4sho.
Yo mah nucca Dev gave a concerto to that dyme at the Avirl Lavigne concert. One.
concerto by KC Dizzle March 23, 2005

Concerto 

(1) Resident Crazy on #ocremix
(2) Anti-ChanServ Activist.
* Concerto beats ChanServ senseless.
Concerto by Kai August 21, 2003

Coitus Concerto

a violin technique/ sex move utilized in the motion picture "The Red Violin." This technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have sex and play violin at the same time. Use of a fermata ensures long sustained orgasm on the last note.
A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.

Rachmaninoff Concerto 

hand and ball breaking music that destroys your hands and is like almost impossible to play at the original tempo, only god valentina lisitsa gets close, also the chords are so huge like wtf i cant reach 13's! the second piano concerto is the most popular one overshadowing the 1st and 3th and 4th, didnt even know there was a 4th, also its one of the most romantical pieces of music and it makes me cum everytime i hear it
Pianist 1: Hey what repertoire are you learning?
Pianist 2:Rachmaninoff concerto.
Pianist 1: My best wishes for your balls.
Rachmaninoff Concerto by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023

Trumpet Concerto in E Flat 

That one song from squid game season two. Plays when the players are in the lobby or what should I call it
Guy 1: Trumpet Concerto in E Flat is a melody.
Guy 2: I don't like E Flat.

Concertvationist 

a person who advocates or promotes a musical performance given in public, especially during shutdowns under a controlling government or vanguard party that is organizing the economic, social and political affairs toward the construction of socialism.
live show concert concerts venues music venue outdoor music entertainment vox guitar guitarist singer musicians promoters promoter fans sound lights mixer shows songs bands roadies live bands music fans famous rock and roll heavy metal
The concertvationists are doing everything possible to get live music back on stage.
Concertvationist by Rxm13 July 18, 2020
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