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computitor 

a nerd who competes with other nerds to be the most computer-savvy
Person 1: Why is he Googling Microsoft Excel shortcuts? We rarely use that program.

Person 2: Cause there are so many computitors in this class.
computitor by bethbethb November 3, 2011
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Computato 

A combination of computer and potato to represent lazy bums who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television.
Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.
Computato by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011

Urban Dictionary Competitor 

Person who tries to get the most words approved on Urban Dictionary
She got five words approved on urban dictionary. She is an urban dictionary competitor!!

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.
{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
computator by Telephony July 3, 2014

computadorally 

Being both intrinsically funny and bad at spoon contests. Also inclined to thwart that ass as necessary.
That girl was totally computadorally inclined so she thwarted my ass all night long. I then proceeded to whoop her ass in a spoon contest.
computadorally by Bob Barker III February 13, 2008

Competitour 

The correct and original, but unfortunately obsolete, English spelling of the word most commonly spelt now as competitor.

- From Middle French: compétiteur
- From Latin: competitor

1. A person or organisation against whom one is competing.
2. A participant in a competition, especially in athletics.
1. I usually too have fairly meaty projects to handle, for instance an in-depth competitour analysis.
2. I've never played John at pool before; I heard he's a great competitour, though, who rarely loses.
Competitour by Roger Miles January 21, 2015

Computor 

Used when someone is unfamiliar with a computer, or computer related project.
OH GOD WUT, HOW THIS GET HERE. I AM NOT SO GOOD WITH COMPUTOR.
Computor by The village moron January 7, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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