commersch 

Short for "commercial". Typically, any schwag. Specifically, marijuana that is grown in a commercial fashion, e.g. not home grown, and most often grown outdoors. It is packed in bricks, and usually is not very fresh or dank.

My regular guy is dry, so I had to hit up the dime spot for some commersh.

commersch by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

commerce student 

Being a Commece Student is not easy 💔.
A student who Choose fresh new subject after Class 10 about which they never knew.
I got more than 80% and choose Commerce,Yes we Exist 🙂

Commerce student, Science and Arts all are at equal level, So Stop fighting

commerce student by BeingCommerce November 27, 2021

commercial rape 

when your your watching tv and there is so many commercials that you forget what you are watching.

The other day when I was watching Family Guy, I got commercial raped and I had no clue what I was watching!

commercial rape by commmercialrape September 17, 2011

commercial surrealism 

A style of filmmaking that uses odd angles, zooms, pointless video effects, musical numbers, and sudden noises to try to keep an audience's attention, but ends up just drowning whatever information is intended with sheer noise. Common in the 1990s, for instructional videos and commercials. Best exemplified by Bill Nye.

Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"

"Ugh, I didn't learn a thing from that science video, all I got from it is a headache. It was too full of commercial surrealism to understand."

commercial surrealism by FreezingKaiju June 20, 2020

Commercialbowl 

What the Superbowl is to some viewers who don't care at all for the football part; but only watch it for the new commercials.

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, the Commercialbowl is on today!!! I don't watch it for the foot-testicle {football}, I watch it for the new commercials!!!

Commercialbowl by Telephony March 11, 2012

Commercial Slut 

Girl that works the commercials hard and often. Usually very good looking.

Make sure you stay on this channel because that one commercial slut I was telling you about comes on often.

Commercial Slut by Brad Paisley February 28, 2009

commercium 

After pulling out, the splooge at the end of your dick that dries into a thin, glazed-donut-like crust which flakes off like well-cooked salmon.

The morning after I banged my aunt, I caressed my knob and gently flicked her commercium off my shaft.

commercium by MVCV007 November 29, 2016