Definitions by MVCV007

softwood lumber 

When your boner kinks when you try to shove it in her ass but she clinches.

She wouldn't relax when I tried to plow her ass and left me with softwood lumber.

softwood lumber by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

commercium 

After pulling out, the splooge at the end of your dick that dries into a thin, glazed-donut-like crust which flakes off like well-cooked salmon.

The morning after I banged my aunt, I caressed my knob and gently flicked her commercium off my shaft.

commercium by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

coconut 

What you call a girl who has two assholes.

I didn't want any after Cory nutted her ass and her crack until he told me that she was a coconut and had a spare, clean, hole.

coconut by MVCV007 November 29, 2016