commercium

After pulling out, the splooge at the end of your dick that dries into a thin, glazed-donut-like crust which flakes off like well-cooked salmon.

The morning after I banged my aunt, I caressed my knob and gently flicked her commercium off my shaft.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

softwood lumber

When your boner kinks when you try to shove it in her ass but she clinches.

She wouldn't relax when I tried to plow her ass and left me with softwood lumber.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

coconut

What you call a girl who has two assholes.

I didn't want any after Cory nutted her ass and her crack until he told me that she was a coconut and had a spare, clean, hole.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016