commersh 

This is also formerly known as 'commerical' for those too lazy to type or say the entire word completely. Motivations include being, again, lazy, busy, or just annoyed by the incessant amount of commericals in general.

I really like this old commersh. It warms the cockles of me heart.

commersh by LostFido January 25, 2021

commersh-nesia 

When the TV goes to commercial and you completely forget what you had been recently watching.

John- "What were we just watching? Dude, i got commersh-nesia.."

commersh-nesia by Maure Cummings May 12, 2009

commersch 

Short for "commercial". Typically, any schwag. Specifically, marijuana that is grown in a commercial fashion, e.g. not home grown, and most often grown outdoors. It is packed in bricks, and usually is not very fresh or dank.

My regular guy is dry, so I had to hit up the dime spot for some commersh.

commersch by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.

Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.

Comershmicon by Mojo Maniac August 14, 2008

Commershed 

To be fooled into buying something that looks good in a commercial, only to be sorely disappointed.

I've been commershed!
Don't try and commersh me.

Commershed by P'sMum May 8, 2010

Commarshall 

A hella dumb way of saying Commercial commonly said by cucks that can’t keep girlfriends.

Did you see that Doritos commarshall?

Commarshall by Kelvy d February 25, 2018

compershall 

a mega typo for commercial

jacob-your tv is not faster than mine
amber-yes it is!
jacob-cant be?
amber-it is a swear!
jacob-prove it!
amber-compershall

jacob-..what
amber-i was trying to say commercial...
jacob-oh maybe yours is faster

compershall by mrmoose333 June 1, 2011