Commershed 

To be fooled into buying something that looks good in a commercial, only to be sorely disappointed.

I've been commershed!
Don't try and commersh me.

Commershed by P'sMum May 8, 2010

Comversed 

Having a conversation completely unrelated to the original status update through comments between two or more people that excludes the poster of the status update. The original poster will return to an email full of notifications of a conversation he/she was not a part of.

These tend to happen randomly and mystifies all others who read the randomly place public conversation.

Usually ends in the original posters profound confusion and slight anger over the useless notifications he received due to others using his/hers account as a personal chat window.

A phenomenon found on Facebook and Myspace.

Comversed is derived from a combination of Comment and Conversation. In the theme of Converse, Chucked can also be used.

My friends Comversed my status update about photography and ended up talking about curing bacon. When I woke up I had 58 pointless email notifications.

Comversed by itemnumbernine September 3, 2009

commersh-nesia 

When the TV goes to commercial and you completely forget what you had been recently watching.

John- "What were we just watching? Dude, i got commersh-nesia.."

commersh-nesia by Maure Cummings May 12, 2009

commersh 

This is also formerly known as 'commerical' for those too lazy to type or say the entire word completely. Motivations include being, again, lazy, busy, or just annoyed by the incessant amount of commericals in general.

I really like this old commersh. It warms the cockles of me heart.

commersh by LostFido January 25, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016