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Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.
Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.
Comershmicon by Mojo Maniac August 14, 2008

coversheet 

what you're supposed to put on all your TPS reports

commersh-nesia 

When the TV goes to commercial and you completely forget what you had been recently watching.
John- "What were we just watching? Dude, i got commersh-nesia.."

Commershed 

To be fooled into buying something that looks good in a commercial, only to be sorely disappointed.
I've been commershed!
Don't try and commersh me.
Commershed by P'sMum May 8, 2010

4th Comers 

People who adhere to a religious ideology which states that "Jesus or Yahshua has already come 3 times and will return in the future for His 4th Coming."

They look at the exact same Scriptures and events in the life of Jesus or Yahshua as the majority ("2nd Comers") but label them differently.
NOTE: The Bible does NOT number "the Comings of Messiah" at all.

BIRTH OF MESSIAH: Labeled as "1st Coming" by both groups.

RETURN FROM THE GRAVE: Labeled as " the 2nd Coming" by 4th Comers. Not labeled as a coming by the majority.

3rd Coming: It is interpreted that Yahshua ascended to Yahweh the Father sometime between meeting Mary and meeting Thomas. Yahshua told Mary not to touch Him, for He had not yet ascended to Father Yahweh. But, He later told Thomas to touch Him. See JOHN 20:10-29.

4th Coming: Yahshua's future return, usually referred to as the "2nd Coming" by most Christians.
4th Comers by Ed Jower August 19, 2009

compershall 

jacob-your tv is not faster than mine
amber-yes it is!
jacob-cant be?
amber-it is a swear!
jacob-prove it!
amber-compershall

jacob-..what
amber-i was trying to say commercial...
jacob-oh maybe yours is faster
compershall by mrmoose333 June 1, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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